♪ Camp Lakebottom, where the zombies drool ♪
[scream]
♪ Cape Lakebottom, where the spooks are cool ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, don't eat that food ♪
♪ Cape Lakebottom, bring your monster attitude ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! Yeah! ♪
♪ Camp! Lakebottom! ♪
[gurgling noise]
[evil laughter]
McGEE: Dear Mom.
They say camp changes you.
It's sure gone to my buddy, Squirt's head!
ALL HAIL leeches!
One thousand three! One thousand four!
You call that a push‐up?
Zombies go till their arms fall off!
See?
Ugh I can't even FEEL my arms.
Ah, It's not so bad.
Right, Squirt?
Right, McGee!
Ahem!
Hey everybody!
Check out my awesome back flip.
Ugh.
Waah!
[screaming]
[loud laughter]
Not funny!
Pour on the speed, buddy!
Sure thing, McGee!
Whoa‐ugh!
Ugh!
Hello, you cute little leechies.
Coochie, coochie coockie!
Huh?
[gurgling]
[gasp]
[tiny popping noises]
Hmph.
[screams]
[♪]
[evil laughter]
[thunderclap]
Can't help noticing you've been getting Squirt
to do all your hard work lately.
And I can't help noticing we need a new speedboat.
Let's go, Squirt.
Time for you to powerwash the cabin.
Slick new hair‐do, Squirt.
Thanks Gretch!
I will rule the world.
Well it doesn't look THAT good.
Hey everybody, check out my awesome backhand.
Huh?
Ugh! Ooh, ahh!
[loud laughter]
[grunts]
Now hear this.
As the son of the owner of Camp Sunnysmiles,
I hereby declare all gum is banned!
BANNNNNED!
[screams and cries]
I don't even like gum.
But now I want it BAAAD!
Uh, hey sis.
Why'ya' chewing old gum off my bunk?
You gotta help me, baby brub brub!
Buttsquat banned gum at Camp Sunnysmiles!
That's harsh. Even for Buttsquat.
I can't stand to see my sister suffer like ‐
I can!
Out of the way, McGee!
Your sister and I have business.
Tell you what, Suzi.
I'll trade you this fresh, mouth‐watering gum
for your Sunny Smile Pageant Crown!
NEVER!
Uhhhh....
[screams] Okay, gimmie that!
[contented groan]
Sweet, chewy bliss...
[heavenly music]
[record scratches]
Give me that!
It seems pathetic humans will do anything
for this chewable matter.
Yeah...
And that's how I'm gonna get a new speedboat!
Squirt, we're going into the gum business!
Indeed.
[evil laugh]
ARMAND: This bubblegum comic will be my masterpiece.
Now, how do you spell...
[raspberry noise]
Der gum needs another sack of sugar.
You heard Rosebud.
More sugar.
Sure thing, McGee!
No! Pathetic human!
What makes you think I will do your bidding?
Fine. I'll get the sugar.
[whistling]
Stop! That's salt, you fool!
Remove it from my sight!
I'll get the sugar myself!
[whirring]
[gurgling]
Wow!
This gum is unbelievable!
Now all we have to do is trade it
for Camp Sunnysmile's speedboat!
You needn't bother your pea brain, human.
My gum. My trade.
There's something different about you, Squirt.
Perhaps a new cologne?
Leeches shall rule the earth!
Ohh I hope they sell it by the bucket!
[chuckles]
[grunting]
WAIT, how come I'm pulling the wagon?
Oh sorry McGee!
Get used to manual labour, human.
There's a new big brain at Lakebottom!
You know, this new you suits you, Squirt.
Doesn't suit me.
Hey brub, brub!
I presume you have the merchandise?
Yeah! Yeah! We brought the rocket boat.
[heavenly music]
[evil laughter]
Excellent!
With this I will make the world bow before me.
Before or after we go waterskiing?
Waterskiing's for losers!
[loud cheering]
[evil laughter]
[loud clatter]
Now that I have the rocket boat,
you humans are no longer useful.
Is it me or does Squirt
have a totally evil leech attached to his head?
Ya think?
[loud whirring]
Step away from the gum and disperse!
My serve, McGee!
Gretch.
Why don't you show Buttsquat how you won the Judo Jamboree?
Hiiiiy‐y‐y‐yaaaaahhhhh!
[screams]
It's not over yet, McGeeeeeee!
Okay!
Let's go rescue my rocket boat from that slimy slug!
Ahem?
I mean, let's go rescue SQUIRT from that slimy slug!
[evil laughter]
Pull!
Pull, my monster minions!
The leech empire commands you!
Yes, my squishy leech overlord...
Haha! Yessss!
Now my rocket boat is a boat rocket!
And with it I shall drop leeches
onto every pathetic human in the world.
Then I will rule the planet!
All hail leeches!
He turned my boatrocket into a rocketboat?
That's totally cool.
But also evil.
That's what you're getting from this?
Eh, Pretty much.
PULL MY MONSTER MINIONS!
THE LEECH EMPIRE COMMANDS YOU!
Gaah!
[hissing]
So leeches hate salt?
Perfect. Here's the plan.
One of us fills the rocket with salt
so when the leeches slither onboard, it dries them up!
The other one creates a distraction.
Like what?
Like this!
Hey slime brain, over here!
I want my buddy back!
Ahaha!
Whoa!
Probably should have practiced that move.
You'll have eternity to practice now that you're caught
in my impenetrable, bubble gum trap!
[evil laugh]
All hail leeches!
[grunting]
That's what you get
for challenging the brain sucking powers of LEECHES!
And once we've latched onto every head in the world,
we shall be the boss of everyone!
Astroleeches!
Slither forth and the world will be ours!
[evil laugh]
Nothing can stop us now.
BUTTSQUAT: I'm baaack!
Except maybe Buttsquat
and a helicopter with a tennis ball gun.
McGee, I'm gonna chew up your gum factory
and spit it out!
[loud scream]
This wasn't part of the plan!
Okay, new plan!
Too late, Buttsquat!
Our whole gum supply is on that rocket,
heading straight for Camp Sunnyside Up!
Not on my watch!
Huh?
Sorry Gretch! This will totally work!
I think.
[screams]
Ugh! Ah! Ahh!
Yes, my leeches!
Blegh!
What's this?
It's snowing SALT?
AH! COME ON!
I'm...drying out...
LEECH BRAIN SHRINKING...
We will have REVENGE!
[gasp]
One last bubble to burst!
[evil laugh]
Ah!
I've gotcha Gretch!
BUTTSQUAT: Revenge!
What happened, guys?
Oh we just saved the camp,
saved the world and saved my bestest buddy!
But we still don't have a speed boat...
Hmmm...
Who needs a speedboat...
when you've got the world's biggest supply of used gum?
[laughter]
Wha!!!
Should have thought that through...
♪ ♪